Dear Mother Nature
It is obvious to all of us now that you feel bad for forgetting to put some rain clouds over us in September and October. Yes, we got a tiny bit of rain but nothing much. The rain clouds you have parked over us for the last few weeks have MORE than made up for what we missed out on earlier. Thank you so much for trying to make it up to us, but I think everything is accounted for now and you can move those clouds elsewhere. All in all you have given us some pretty crazy weather lately. We’re ready to go back to normal now. Oh, and having several hours at a time where it does not rain doesn’t count, at this point I’d like a few weeks without rain.
I’m sick of having to dress like this every day. It does nothing for my self esteem. Talk about taking one for the team!!